A Day in the Life: June 2006

Only in Australia

Dingo urine? Who knew?

Smile!!!!

>Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
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>A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
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>Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
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>A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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>Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
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>Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
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>A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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>Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
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>Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
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>Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
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>A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
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>Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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>A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
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>Without geometry, life is pointless.
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>A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
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>When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
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>A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
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>What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway!)
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>A backwards poet writes inverse.
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>A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
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>If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
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>With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
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>When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
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>The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
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>A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum
Blownapart.
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>A lot of money is tainted. It t'aint yours and it t'aint mine.
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>A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
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>He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
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>The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small
>medium-at-large.
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>Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
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>Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
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>When an actress saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd
dye.
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>Acupuncture is a jab well done.

Silicon Sucks, Keep It Away From Me!

All silicon caulking will be removed, and all trim will be caulked with a paintable and sandable marine caulking called "Life Caulk" made by "Boat Life."

"Break Out the 80 Grit Sandpaper!"

Water-stained teak will be heavily sanded in preparation for fresh varnish. All old varnish was removed with a heat gun and hook scraper, a tedious and time consuming process.

Aft bulkhead of the 32' Egg Harbor currently being serviced.

Clamp Time

The step plate at the entrance to the salon is in need of repair. I ended up using West Systems epoxy, thickened with cabosil, to bond the plate to the trim below.