Thought I'd share my fish with you again.

Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tell everybody.
Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.
Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.
Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.
Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.
Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.
Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel".
Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.
Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic, and took me to the poolhall.
Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle; iraq, you break.
Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"
Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify."
Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.