Wednesday, June 28, 2006
Smile!!!!

>Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
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>A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
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>Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
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>A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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>Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
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>Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
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>A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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>Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
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>Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
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>Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
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>A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
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>Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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>A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
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>Without geometry, life is pointless.
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>A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
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>When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
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>A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
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>What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway!)
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>A backwards poet writes inverse.
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>A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
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>If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
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>With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
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>When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
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>The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
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>A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum
Blownapart.
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>A lot of money is tainted. It t'aint yours and it t'aint mine.
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>A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
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>He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
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>The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small
>medium-at-large.
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>Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
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>Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
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>When an actress saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd
dye.
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>Acupuncture is a jab well done.














