This poor guy had a bad case of cameltoe. 

Thought I'd share my fish with you again.

Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tell everybody.
Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.
Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.
Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.
Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.
Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.
Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel".
Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.
Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic, and took me to the poolhall.
Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle; iraq, you break.
Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"
Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify."
Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.
 

Meet Tai Shan, the cutest living being in Washington. 

Here's a link to discover the truth about firearms and padlocks. You may be surprised at the results! 

We ain't good lookin' but we sure can Rock! 

I recently saw an excellent film that took my understanding of human consciousness to the next level. Quantum physics may very well explain the mystery of everything one day. See the film, be open minded, and think good thoughts! 

This Blog never encourages cheating in any way, but likes a cleaver gadget! 

Something new from Microsoft. This is not a promotion for Bill Gates, just providing you with a link to check out sites of interest. 

This one is good for a laugh. 

Ouch!!!!!!!! 

OK, you are a live, crated turkey traveling on a tractor-trailer down the New Jersey Turnpike when, suddenly, the unthinkable happens! 

Hey, sure I like U-2! Doesn't everyone? But 100 years? Hey, Bono, get over yourself man! 

Whats' red and black and white all over? 

Have you ever been jealous of a turkey? 

What very dog wants for the holidays! 

No need to be cold this winter. 

This blog likes to help protect visitors from the onset of metrosexual tendencies. 

Got gas? 

This is one of the better commercials I've seen in a long time. 

Somebody had WAY too much time on their hands. 

I was always a Batman fan anyway! 

These beans mean business! 

Help! I'm stuck! I sat down and can't get! 

Here's a cool link to help you see how musicians influence us and each other. Enjoy. 

This link will leave you scratching your head. Thanks to Dave Barry.